Spa-in it up

For my birthday, Mary and Dick are buying me a trip to the spa. I am sooo stoked. I'm going to bluemercury in the Tropicana Casino. The spas around here are so effing expensive because they're all in the casinos. No one can compete with their business, but I bet if they opened a full-service spa where we live, they'd be packed.

So this is what I've decided to get:

tension-relieving mineral therapy

body toning scrub, wrap, and massage soothes tired muscles. begins with a head-to-toe sea salt polish to enliven and enhance oxygenation. a detoxifying body mask of natural mineral clays blended with healing asian herbs and antioxidants is applied and left to infuse. after a healing bath, a body massage relieves tension and leaves the body feeling relaxed and invigorated

I've never had a body treatment before, so I'm really looking forward to this. I've gone back and forth with well maybe I should get a mani/pedi/facial because it'll all add up to be less than the body treatment, but I just can't resist. And I deserve it, damnit. I'm 1/4 of a century old now.

I do have a question for those of you that have had body treatments...are you, like, butt nekked? I mean, I think I can handle it (all the while thinking they're staring at my stretch marks and squeezing all my fat parts), but I am curious.

The bed calls!